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Beard Quotes

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Beard Quotes

Beard Quotes - I am a pretty clean eater, so my beard probably just smells like the blood of my enemies.
"I am a pretty clean eater, so my beard probably just smells like the blood of my enemies."
Beard Quotes - A man without a beard is like bread without a crust.
"A man without a beard is like bread without a crust."
Beard Quotes - He was letting his hair grow, and it was only because Nature is unkind and has no regard for the immortal longings of youth that he did not attempt a beard.
"He was letting his hair grow, and it was only because Nature is unkind and has no regard for the immortal longings of youth that he did not attempt a beard."
Beard Quotes - Kissing a man with a beard is like going to a picnic. You don’t mind going through a little bush to get there.
"Kissing a man with a beard is like going to a picnic. You don’t mind going through a little bush to get there."
Beard Quotes - The beard tells the world that you spend more time.. in Morning Prayer than morning primping.
"The beard tells the world that you spend more time.. in Morning Prayer than morning primping."
Beard Quotes - The Scruffier Your Beard, The Sharper You Need to Dress.
"The Scruffier Your Beard, The Sharper You Need to Dress."
Beard Quotes - When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it’d be nice to rub my chin.
"When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it’d be nice to rub my chin."
Beard Quotes - Of course I think about shaving. I think about how much it sucks and how great it feels to be bearded.
"Of course I think about shaving. I think about how much it sucks and how great it feels to be bearded."
Beard Quotes - The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain.. a boyish look by shaving your face, is truly a peculiar habit.
"The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain.. a boyish look by shaving your face, is truly a peculiar habit."

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Beard Quotes - It is almost impossible to bear the torch of truth through a crowd without singeing someone’s beard.
"It is almost impossible to bear the torch of truth through a crowd without singeing someone’s beard."
Beard Quotes - Never insult a man’s beard, you either get thunder or lightning.
"Never insult a man’s beard, you either get thunder or lightning."
Beard Quotes - Man without a beard is like a lion without a mane.
"Man without a beard is like a lion without a mane."
Beard Quotes - I would give up my firstborn son before I give up my beard.
"I would give up my firstborn son before I give up my beard."
Beard Quotes - My beard grows down to my toes. I never wear any clothes. I wrap my hair around my bare, and down the road, I go.
"My beard grows down to my toes. I never wear any clothes. I wrap my hair around my bare, and down the road, I go."
Beard Quotes - A beard is a gift you give your face.
"A beard is a gift you give your face."
Beard Quotes - Some fathers teach their sons to shave, others teach them to be men.
"Some fathers teach their sons to shave, others teach them to be men."
Beard Quotes - The only reason to shave your beard is the joy of growing it again.
"The only reason to shave your beard is the joy of growing it again."
Beard Quotes - I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.
"I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man."

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Beard Quotes -All the men in my family were born bearded, and most of the women.
"All the men in my family were born bearded, and most of the women."
Beard Quotes -Beard makes ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.
"Beard makes ugly men handsome since the beginning of time."
Beard Quotes - You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.
Beard Quotes - With great beard comes great responsibility.
"With great beard comes great responsibility."
Beard Quotes - Stroke it often, bury your face in it. Help him groom it. Compliment on the size. Let him enjoy the attention from it. That’s Beard Love.
"Stroke it often, bury your face in it. Help him groom it. Compliment on the size. Let him enjoy the attention from it. That’s Beard Love."
Beard Quotes - Sometimes I think about shaving but then I think Nah!!. I like my legs the way they are.
"Sometimes I think about shaving but then I think Nah!!. I like my legs the way they are."
Beard Quotes - He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.
"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither."
Beard Quotes - I will never shave off my beard and mustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.
"I will never shave off my beard and mustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed."
Beard Quotes - This music has been around since before the beard on Moses.
"This music has been around since before the beard on Moses."

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Beard Quotes - Ladies, if your man has a beard, raise your hand. If he doesn’t, raise your standards.
"Ladies, if your man has a beard, raise your hand. If he doesn’t, raise your standards."
Beard Quotes - We come here with no peaceful intent but ready for battle, determined to avenge our wrongs and set our country free. Let your masters come and attack us. We are ready to meet beard to beard.
"We come here with no peaceful intent but ready for battle, determined to avenge our wrongs and set our country free. Let your masters come and attack us. We are ready to meet beard to beard."
Beard Quotes - Don’t judge a man by the size of his ego or his heart, but on the epicness of his beard and the beautiful woman on his arm.
"Don’t judge a man by the size of his ego or his heart, but on the epicness of his beard and the beautiful woman on his arm."
Beard Quotes - Shave off your beard and wear a dress you would be a great female impersonator.
"Shave off your beard and wear a dress you would be a great female impersonator."
Beard Quotes - I enjoy scratching itches on my body with my beard stubble. The worst though is when my lower back itches.
"I enjoy scratching itches on my body with my beard stubble. The worst though is when my lower back itches."
Beard Quotes - I don’t work out much but my beard lifts skirts.
"I don’t work out much but my beard lifts skirts."
Beard Quotes - Some guys wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard.
"Some guys wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard."
Beard Quotes - Any man can start a beard, a true man never finishes one.
"Any man can start a beard, a true man never finishes one."
Beard Quotes -Bearded men are stronger, happier, healthier manlier and better looking than bald-faced men.
"Bearded men are stronger, happier, healthier manlier and better looking than bald-faced men."
Beard Quotes - Beards are an acquired taste. If you don’t like them acquire some taste.
"Beards are an acquired taste. If you don’t like them acquire some taste."
Beard Quotes - I have no connection with one who shaves, shouts and tears his clothing in grief or humiliation.
"I have no connection with one who shaves, shouts and tears his clothing in grief or humiliation."
Beard Quotes - Extremely Busy with my Beard.
"Extremely Busy with my Beard."
Beard Quotes - There’s a name for people without beards WOMEN!
"There’s a name for people without beards WOMEN!"

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