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  • “The only reason to shave your beard is the joy of growing it again.”
  • “Growing a beard is a habit most natural, scriptural, manly and beneficial.”
  • “I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.”
  • “I am a pretty clean eater, so my beard probably just smells like the blood of my enemies.
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Grow a beard, beards are sexy.
  • “All the men in my family were born bearded, and most of the women.”
  • “You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.”
  • “Beard makes ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.”
  • “With great beard comes great responsibility.”
  • “You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.”
  • “A man without a beard is like bread without a crust.”
  • “Stroke it often, bury your face in it. Help him groom it. Compliment on the size. Let him enjoy the attention from it. That’s Beard Love.”
  • “Sometimes I think about shaving but then I think Nah!!. I like my legs the way they are.”

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Don’t be jealous, It’s my beard.
  • “He was letting his hair grow, and it was only because Nature is unkind and has no regard for the immortal longings of youth that he did not attempt a beard.”
  • “You go to Brooklyn, everybody’s got a beard and plaid shirt. They may be able to tell each other apart, but they all look alike to me.”

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  • “He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.”
  • “Kissing a man with a beard is like going to a picnic. You don’t mind going through a little bush to get there.”
  • “I will never shave off my beard and mustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.”
  • “Maybe! if your aunt had a beard, she’d be your uncle.”
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Beware of the Beard.

  • “This music has been around since before the beard on Moses.”
  • “The beard tells the world that you spend more time.. in Morning Prayer than morning primping.”
  • “What are you so defensive? I’m not saying your clean-shaven face makes you less of a man. You just look like less of a man.”
  • “The Scruffier Your Beard, The Sharper You Need to Dress.”
  • “Your character tells the world you are a real man your beard is mostly the exclamation point.”
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You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness.
  • “I want to inspire people. I want someone to look at me and say. Because you didn’t give up grew a beard.”
  • “When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it’d be nice to rub my chin.”
  • “On top of every beard grows a man.”
  • “Of course I think about shaving. I think about how much it sucks and how great it feels to be bearded.”

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  • “Ladies, if your man has a beard, raise your hand. If he doesn’t, raise your standards.”
  • “The great ages of prose are the ages in which men shave. The great ages of poetry are those in which they allow their beards to grow.”
  • “Our character tells the world you are a real man. Your beard is mostly the exclamation point.”
  • “The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain.. a boyish look by shaving your face, is truly a peculiar habit.”
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With great beards come Great responsibility

  • “It is almost impossible to bear the torch of truth through a crowd without singeing someone’s beard.”
  • “Don’t judge a man by the size of his ego or his heart, but on the epicness of his beard and the beautiful woman on his arm.”
  • “Never insult a man’s beard, you either get thunder or lightning.”
  • “The scent of your essence clinging to each hair of his beard. I can still taste him. I can almost feel him. Grinding against his beard like my sweet nectar.”
  • “Man without a beard is like a lion without a mane.”

Attitude Beard Quotes

  • “We come here with no peaceful intent but ready for battle, determined to avenge our wrongs and set our country free. Let your masters come and attack us. We are ready to meet beard to beard.”
  • “Shave off your beard and wear a dress you would be a great female impersonator.”
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Beard madness

  • “I enjoy scratching itches on my body with my beard stubble. The worst though is when my lower back itches.”
  • “The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.”
  • “There’s a name for people without beards WOMEN!. I don’t work out much but my beard lifts skirts.”
  • “Some Guy’s wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard.”
  • “Any man can start a beard a true man never finishes one.”
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  • “All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.”
  • “Beard is also known as Thalivaa.”
  • “The beard the only visible sunnah you take into the grave with you. Keep the beard it’s the sunnah.”

More Beard Quotes

  • “I would give up my firstborn son before I give up my beard.”
  • “A beard signifies lice, not brains.”
  • “Bearded men are stronger, happier, healthier manlier and better looking than bald-faced men.”
  • “My beard grows down to my toes. I never wear any clothes. I wrap my hair around my bare, and down the road, I go.”
  • “Beards are an acquired taste. If you don’t like them acquire some taste.”
  • “Wisdom doesn’t grow on trees it grows on the face.”
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Beards are the new six packs.
  • “I have no connection with one who shaves, shouts and tears his clothing eg. in grief or affiliation.”
  • “A beard is a gift you give your face.”
  • “Some fathers teach their sons to shave, others teach them to be men.”
  • “Extremely Busy with my Beard.”
  • “I just play him as myself, I don’t ease myself into any role really. I stick a beard on and play me.”
  • “You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.”
  • “Growing a beard is a habit most natural, scriptural, manly and beneficial.”
  • “What are you so defensive? I’m not saying your clean-shaven face makes you less of a man. You just look like less of a man.”

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