Friends Series Quotes

Funnies Friends Series Quotes and Lines

Are you a crazy fan of the FRIENDS TV series just like me? FRIENDS will always be remembered as one of the best sit-com TV show of all time. All the series character had a deep impact on our lives and made us laugh, cry, and more. To bring back all the happy and funny memories, we have collected some of the best friends series quotes which will definitely make you smile.

It’s been 25 years since the first pilot first aired and we still can’t get over it.

So get ready for a roller coaster of happy and loving memories and check out the collection of Friends series quotes.

Funny Ross Geller Quotes

“We were on a Break!!!!!”

“I grew up with Monica, if you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.”

“Y-O-U’R-E means YOU ARE and Y-O-U-R means YOUR.”

“Ahh!! Humour based on my pain.”


“Ross: The divorce force.”

“I tell you when I actually die, some people are “gonna get seriously haunted.

Funny Chandler Quotes

“It’s Sunday. I don’t move on Sunday.”

“Offering people gum is not cooking.”

“I am not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

“Up until I was 25, I thought the only response to ‘I Love You’ is ‘Oh, Crap'”

“Nice camouflage, For a minute, I almost didn’t see you.”

“I am hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.”

“Hi, I am Chandler. I make jokes when I am uncomfortable.”

“I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.”

Joey Funny Quotes

“Hey! How you doin?”

“Well, the fridge broke so I had to eat everything.”

“You hung up on the Pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends.”

“Sup the wack PlayStation sup!”

“Joey doesn’t share food.”

“I don’t like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?”

“Oh sorry, I hear ‘Divorce,’ I immediately go to Ross.”

“You just said a bunch of stuff I don’t know.”

“I’m curvy and I like it.”

Monica Funny Sayings

“I really think I might kill someone tonight.”

“I’ve got this uncontrollable need to please people.”

“You don’t tell me what to do. I’ll tell you what to do.”

“Get out and stop annoying me.”

“Seven, Seven, Seven, Seven, Seven!!!!”

“I KNOW!!!!”

Phoebe Buffay Quotes

“Sweet lord! This is what evil must taste like.”

“I don’t even have a ‘Pla”‘

“That is brand new information.”

“Oh, I wish I could but I don’t want to.”

“They don’t know that we know they know we know.”

“Something is wrong with the left phlange.”

Rachel Quotes Funny

“He’s so pretty. I want to cry.”

“Oh, that’s okay, girls tend to not like me.”

“Everyone I know is getting married or getting pregnant.”

“I’m gonna go get one of those job things.”

“Oh, I’m sorry, did my back hurt your knife.”

“I’m so happy and not at all jealous.”

“No uterus, no opinion.”

More Friends Series Quotes

“You could not be any more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.”

“Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?”

“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!”

“Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.”

“Raspberries. More ladyfingers, Custard? Good! Jam? Good. Meat? Good!”

“All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don’t input those numbers it doesn’t make much of a difference.”

“Well, I’m sorry if I’m not a middle-aged black woman. And I’m also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.”

“Could I Be wearing any more clothes?”

“I swear to god, Dad. That’s not how they measure pants!!!!”

“Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.”

“Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”

So these are some of the hilarious friends tv show quotes about friendship and life. We hope you must have at least smiled while browsing through our collection. Enjoy your life and stay stress-free just like our favorite characters on FRIENDS.

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